The doctors who work on the Kardashians to keep them looking desirable to black men who love their mothers are paid to shut up, threatened under 

NDAs, or laid bloodless in a ditch beyond Humphrey's Yogurt in Calabasas. Dead men tell no tales. One is finally speaking.

Dr. Aardon Rollins of Elite Body Sculpting is said to be the inventor of Kim Kardashian's original butt-inflated jelly. Fake news is usually called rumor. This seems super reliable.

Rollins claims that the latest candid photos of Kardashian's bare butt lead him to believe that his worst fears have come true.

Kim's butt was inflated and deflated to the point of exhaustion, with cellulite breeding on her butt like Irish Catholics.

Rollins used the balloon analogy. It's like your oncologist pulling the grapefruit out. It's never a good sign.

"Kim had two kids, got fat and then lost it, then gained it again and lost it again. It's like blowing up a balloon and then letting the air out - there are ripples.

No wonder that's the way it is. She has everything going against her and there's nothing she can do about it - other than take out the airbrush."

Rollins claims that Kim's butt has become so unstable and full of cellulite from so many lipo-transfers from waist to butt that her own patients are now asking for a Kylie over a Kim.